This is a little late but…
In the spirit of Valentine’s Day. . .
Husband sits on the couch somberly. ..
Wife walks in and says “Honey what’s wrong?”
Husband answers “You remember all those years ago when your daddy caught us in the backseat of my car and told me I was either gonna marry you or spend 20 yrs in prison?”
Husband “Well… (sigh) I would have been released from prison today.”